It's great to have certain sit com episodes to turn to when your team is playing simply awful football. Rock at WFNY plays the perfect cards with his Festivus style lambasting of the Cleveland Browns.
Derek Anderson
“Betting Shop Guy: Hello again, Miss Benes.
Elaine Benes: What are you doing here?
Betting Shop Guy: Damndest thing. Me and Charlie were calling to ask you out, and, uh, we got this bagel place.
Cosmo Kramer: I told them I was just about to see you. It’s a Festivus Miracle!"
You know what else is a Festivus Miracle? Every time you complete a pass. I have never in my life seen such consistent ineptitude from a starting QB. EVER. No hyperbole, no exaggeration, no superfluous exclamations……you are playing the worst QB on a weekly basis that I have ever seen with my own eyes.
The Airing of Grevances [WFNY]
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